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That Time A Possessed Little Girl Talked To Me (or) Why Nightmares Are...
I had a vivid nightmare last night, but I am okay with it. You see, it was self-induced. More on that later. In this particular dream, I was on an island. The island was small enough that I could see...
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Silly Spandex and Bouts Of Sadness: The High Cost Of Being A Superhero
At one point in his youth, every young boy longs to be a superhero. To don a cape, and some spandex (the weirdest part of the whole gig, actually), and help protect the innocent by fucking up the...
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Dead Parents and Molesty Magicians: Frosty The Snowman Is One Messed up Cartoon
Excuse me, kids, but why the fuck do you all have shorts on in Winter? Christmas is a magical time of year, when we shuffle around, from store to store, spending our hard-earned money on people who...
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How Derren Brown Used A Fake Game Show to Ultimately Prove Humanity is Broken
If you are not familiar with the work of Derren Brown, you have done your brain and yourself a great injustice. Derren Brown is, via his Wikipedia page, an illusionist, mentalist, trickster,...
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